Massive Figmentland Attraction Database
The Nip and Tale's Treehole attraction, always considered to be the worst kind attraction at Figmentland
Nip and Tale's Treehole
December 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from back, elbow, blood, or kidney issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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