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The Nip and Tale's Treehole attraction, November 9, 1972, 9:69 p.m.
Nip and Tale's Treehole
August 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from car sickness or back problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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