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Pictured: A large view of Nip and Tale's Treehole when it's not covered in darkness
Nip and Tale's Treehole
April 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Tale's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or elbow, hair, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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