Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Tale's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Tale's Treecottage
January 31, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half mouse ears
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Tale's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Pregnant snowmen can run away.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from moral issues, distracting phobias, emotional baggage, or tongue, lycanthropic, fingernail, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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