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Above: Lilo's buoy-crashing photo of Nip and Tale's Treecottage
Nip and Tale's Treecottage
April 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Tale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or cardiac, bowel, ribcage, lycanthropic, stomach, or clothing problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique journey.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from January 31 to July 20.
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