Massive Duckland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Tale's Treecottage attraction during repairs
Nip and Tale's Treecottage
September 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Tale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- One of the coaches was built to age as directed by Buzz Lightyear.
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