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Above: A physical view of Nip and Tale's Treecottage when it's shrounded in darkness
Nip and Tale's Treecottage
March 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Three plusses (by "The Mint" editor)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Tale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or skin, social, stomach, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- One of the daisies was textured to talk as a tribute to Tron.
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