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The Nip and Tale's Treecottage attraction during construction
Nip and Tale's Treecottage
February 11, 2013
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Tale's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not been painted since the area was conceived.
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