Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Tale's Treecottage attraction, automatically stretching in the fading park light
Nip and Tale's Treecottage
September 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Tale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent Bobby autograph area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or liver, chest, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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