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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best classical attraction at Walt Disney Land

The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best classical attraction at Walt Disney Land

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1967
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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