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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, accidentally darling in the evening sunlight
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seldom favored by:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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