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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, April 29, 2010, 5:21 p.m.
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 20, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 32".
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from August 9 through September 16.
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