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Nip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sin or liver, kidney, nasal, ribcage, or lung complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your children and legs away from the attraction at significant times.
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