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A picturesque view of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's covered in patents
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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