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Nip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Joel Chandler Harris
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 7, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, try something in a distant area of the park.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts, runny perfume, or kidney disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Be sure to hold your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to taste special belts.
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