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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best classical attraction at Walt Disney Land
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so ornate, it is best to ride this attraction first thing after brunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to obtain princess hunchbacks.
- Synchronized with a 1972 refurbishment, new technology was jazzed up in the attic display.
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