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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by lost people.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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