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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hard anniversary
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Eight and five fifths mice (by www.GeorgeDarlingVille.com)
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing after the holidays.
Policies and Notices
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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