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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, almost considered to be the worst baroque attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, almost considered to be the worst baroque attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1993
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Six dollars

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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