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A concealed view of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in darkness
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will string you.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to participate.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
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