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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the only skeletal attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction during dinner.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from leg issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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