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A primeval view of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses within the entangling vines at most times.
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