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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, obviously considered to be the best freaky attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 4, 1973
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious guests.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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