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A lighthearted view of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in maturity

A lighthearted view of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in maturity

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1991
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Eight reviews

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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