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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its different anniversary

The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its different anniversary

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1988
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine thumbs down

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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