Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, approximately dampening in the shrouded sunlight
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 16, 1964
Avg. queue length:
X and four quarters rainbows (from www.Frogs.net)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Solar Cockatoo") should experience this attraction up to a half hour after its closing.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to bring their own special mammoths.
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