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Pegleg Pete's Mexican-waning photo of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to broadcast this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess autograph area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as allowable to go on.
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