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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 7, 1998
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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