Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse show, greedily considered to be the premier immense show at Disneyland
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this show's queue, you may want to just give up and land.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess autograph place.
Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Above this show can be found the rumored members-only Group 50 breakfast nook -- the only place in the park where liquor is available.
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