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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the only slower attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the only slower attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1996
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Designed for: Fanboys

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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