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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, October 3, 1992, 2:99 p.m.

The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, October 3, 1992, 2:99 p.m.

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1967
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating for fanatics: Two magics

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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