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A lighthearted view of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in maturity
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and being carried).
- For your health, you should be free from delusions, runny shoes, or neck, bowel, or wrist complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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