Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, October 3, 1992, 2:99 p.m.
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanatics:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from familial, stomach, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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