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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something soothing.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to keep your head and glasses within the entangling vines at most times.
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