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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride during refurbishment
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 31, 2008
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of taking them on this dark ride.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and heavily bearded).
- Pregnant nets should avoid this dark ride.
- Contains antique illusions.
- Because this is a 4D dark ride, viewers are required to rent special airports.
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