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A corporate view of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in spirituality

A corporate view of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's inundated in spirituality

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 2008
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

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Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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