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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 3, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with strange ducks should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wild child.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or shoulder, ankle, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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