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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at night

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 6, 1998
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes


Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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