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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hard anniversary

The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its hard anniversary

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 3, 1999
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Eight and five fifths mice (by www.GeorgeDarlingVille.com)

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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