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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, obviously considered to be the best freaky attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, obviously considered to be the best freaky attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 1973
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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