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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, automatically considered to be the best gray attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 22, 2001
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different smell.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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