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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride during refurbishment

The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse dark ride during refurbishment

Nip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 31, 2008
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Intended for: Millionaires

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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