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The Nip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the only slower attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 16, 1996
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
- Roy Disney had a secret apartment built below this attraction.
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