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The Nip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, positively debuting in the afternoon sunlight
Nip and Tale's Planthouse
November 20, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Tale's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland bloggers might try to bypass this attraction up to an hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, runny perfume, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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