Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Nip and Tale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
Nip and Tale's Planthouse
October 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and pathetic).
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from kidney or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.