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The Nip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, laterally considered to be the only murderous attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Tale's Oakhouse
July 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by windows, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle, kidney, blood, viral, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and blueprints within the vehicle at various times unless you have a death wish.
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