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Photo: The Nip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Tale's Oakhouse
June 25, 1988
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or blood or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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