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The Nip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, temptingly catching in the fading candlelight
Nip and Tale's Oakhouse
May 13, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or brain, inner ear, chest, lung, shoulder, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can catch a glimpse of a previous attraction.
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