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The Nip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, privately considered to be the worst archeological attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, privately considered to be the worst archeological attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Tale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 7, 2013
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Fathers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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