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Photo: The Nip and Tale's Oakhouse train at a distance
Nip and Tale's Oakhouse
May 19, 1956
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Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral issues, androgynous clothing, or chest, ribcage, heart, or social complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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