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Nip and Tale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Tom
Nip and Tale's Oakhouse
September 3, 1993
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter princesses
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- Historians have written a historic log in which is written the names of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
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