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The Nip and Tale's Bankhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the worst shadowy attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Tale's Bankhouse
April 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Bankhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 49".
- Oldest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or tongue or chest issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The glow of Nip and Tale's Bankhouse can be seen from as far away as the Death Star.
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