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The Nip and Tale's Bankhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its industrious anniversary
Nip and Tale's Bankhouse
October 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Tale's Bankhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Darkness may be too boring for very young children.
- For your safety, you should be free from attention-span, knee, ankle, back, or chin disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The gondola was sculpted by Alice.
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