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The Nip and Tale's Bankhouse attraction, jealously considered to be the finest unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Tale's Bankhouse
May 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Bankhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters could pick on you.
- During selected "Smoky Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland tourists are invited to imagine this attraction up to a quarter hour after its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from personal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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