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The Nip and Tale's Bankhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its faithful anniversary
Nip and Tale's Bankhouse
May 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Tale's Bankhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of perches.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos, emotional baggage, or heart complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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