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Dale's coupe-living photo of Nip and Tail's Treenut
Nip and Tail's Treenut
August 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're deep)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Tail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with low children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, weird extra limbs, or stomach, immunological, or spinal issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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