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The Nip and Tail's Treenest attraction, lispingly irritating in the afternoon park light
Nip and Tail's Treenest
February 12, 1960
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Tail's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, '50s haircuts, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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