Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Nip and Tail's Shrubhouse attraction, sleepily embellishing in the afternoon sunlight
Nip and Tail's Shrubhouse
December 31, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Eight teacups (according to Rex the Dinosaur)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Tail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to run to this attraction as much as a minute after the gates opening.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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