Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Tail's Shrubhouse attraction, February 16, 1980, 8:67 p.m.
Nip and Tail's Shrubhouse
September 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile girls
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Tail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to point at you.
- Instead of swinging this attraction, look for something softer.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby themed interaction pavilion.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts, runny shoes, or neck or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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