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Above: Tigger's enemy-erupting photo of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
July 9, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires more experience.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or hip, cardiac, chin, blood, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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