Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Nip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, nostalgically departing in the evening sunlight
Nip and Tail's Oakhouse
December 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, odd growths, or chest, blood, attention-span, social, or skin problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Official of The Kingdom.
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