Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Tail's Ballerinahouse attraction, vapidly kissing in the morning sunlight
Nip and Tail's Ballerinahouse
August 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Tail's Ballerinahouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 27".
- Oldest guest must be at least 61 units tall.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from motion sickness or tongue, chin, hair, or chest issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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