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Lillian's ribbon-quitting photo of Nip and Tail's Ballerinahouse
Nip and Tail's Ballerinahouse
March 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter mice
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Tail's Ballerinahouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you find chanting, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something longer.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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