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Above: John Wayne's newsie-disarming photo of Nip and Sail's Treenest
Nip and Sail's Treenest
July 6, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Sail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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