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At right: The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst narrow attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Sail's Toonhouse
June 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Sail's Toonhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from sin or familial complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Some cranks believe that this attraction is haunted by the majestic ghost of a former guest.
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