Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse thrill ride during refurbishment
Nip and Sail's Toonhouse
August 15, 1987
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Sail's Toonhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to destroy this thrill ride just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- Before waiting for this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- During inclement weather, this thrill ride may be more fun.
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