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Nip and Sail's Toonhouse, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr

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Nip and Sail's Toonhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 27, 1983
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Time-wasting vacationers

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Sail's Toonhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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