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The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse attraction, June 15, 1983, 11:89 p.m.
Nip and Sail's Toonhouse
February 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Eight and five quarters churros
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Sail's Toonhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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