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Pictured: The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse show, handsomely choking in the shrouded sunlight
Nip and Sail's Toonhouse
December 22, 2000
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Sail's Toonhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this show, your kids will want to find something shorter.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Gus was famously on hand to see this show on its first visit to the Grand Californian.
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