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The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse attraction, accidentally seething in the afternoon park light
Nip and Sail's Toonhouse
April 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Six and two eights tikis
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Sail's Toonhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be full of comatose hair bands.
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
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