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The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse attraction, positively considered to be the best dusty attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Sail's Toonhouse
June 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Sail's Toonhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Must be at least 45" tall and 11 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Attraction may be too startling for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Wally Boag's frozen kitten is entombed beneath this attraction.
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