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The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse attraction at park closing

The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse attraction at park closing

Nip and Sail's Toonhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 2007
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Not enjoyed by: Toddlers

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Sail's Toonhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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