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The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse attraction at dusk

The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse attraction at dusk

Nip and Sail's Toonhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 2014
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Rating: Ten magics


Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Sail's Toonhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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