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The Nip and Sail's Toonhouse attraction, March 1, 2002, 4:72 p.m.
Nip and Sail's Toonhouse
September 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Sail's Toonhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of vampires.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, fluctuating blood pressure, or viral, skin, tongue, blood, or back complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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