Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, trickily considered to be the finest Smoky attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Sail's Smokehouse
August 26, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Eight perils (according to www.BallPlanet.com)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Waiting may occur.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography permitted.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- One of the monsters was fashioned to look in memory of Gyro Gearloose.
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