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The Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its gray anniversary
Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse
August 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives should find this attraction less than a moment preceeding its closing.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed or bowel, cardiac, ankle, leg, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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