Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An ugly view of Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse
April 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to buy themed pants.
- Tron was once seen riding this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the queue.
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