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A mousey view of Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse when it's hidden in fog
Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse
January 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters might contain your friends.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to illuminate something calmer.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable Bagheera photo thingy.
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