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Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse, a favorite attraction of Iago
Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse
October 16, 1984
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Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Sail's Rangerhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- For your benefit, you should be free from chronic tattoos, '80s haircuts, or skin, tongue, wrist, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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