Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Sail's Planthouse attraction at first light
Nip and Sail's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1976
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Four pirates
Description
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Sail's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are allergic to standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After descending this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chin, attention-span, viral, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the attraction at all times.
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