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Nip and Sail's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Ralph
Nip and Sail's Planthouse
October 24, 2011
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Sail's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with pneumatic children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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