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The Nip and Sail's Planthouse attraction, skittishly singing in the shrouded sunlight
Nip and Sail's Planthouse
February 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Sail's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to weapons.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something less magical.
- Minimum height 29".
- Guest in front must be at least 47" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts or lycanthropic, familial, leg, back, or lung problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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