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The Nip and Sail's Planthouse attraction at a distance
Nip and Sail's Planthouse
May 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Sail's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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