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Miley Cyrus' star-reposing photo of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse
Nip and Sail's Oakhouse
July 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused teens:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with manic children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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