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At right: Nip and Sail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
Nip and Sail's Oakhouse
May 18, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by pancakes, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Contains holographic characters.
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