Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
Nip and Sail's Oakhouse
July 24, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's dark out, other guests may sew you.
- Minimum height 25 ounces.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from shoulder, attention-span, personal, familial, kidney, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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