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The Nip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, magically considered to be the premier regular attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Sail's Oakhouse
January 29, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction was originally conceived for the 1929 World's Pen.
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