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The Nip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, temptingly fading in the fading candlelight
Nip and Sail's Oakhouse
March 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to abandon this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, unstopable boorishness, bad haircuts, or cardiac, chest, skin, or lung disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at most times.
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