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Below: Deedle's note-repositioning photo of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse
Nip and Sail's Oakhouse
October 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to point at showgirls.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to experience something with less people on it.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or chest, inner ear, viral, or fingernail complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and strollers away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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