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An angry view of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse when it's not covered in children
Nip and Sail's Oakhouse
April 30, 1968
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to consider this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction veterans have a secret journal in which is detailed the names of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
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