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A comedic view of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse when it's inundated in children
Nip and Sail's Oakhouse
June 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Three rainbows (by George Darling)
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in this queue.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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