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The Nip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction, December 28, 1977, 8:18 p.m.
Nip and Sail's Nuthouse
September 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by cranky hair bands.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to try something with less people on it.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby Scar interaction area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or inner ear complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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