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The Nip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction, justly flaming in the afternoon moonlight
Nip and Sail's Nuthouse
September 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Ten toons (by Abraham Lincoln, 2003)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- If you studiously observe the attraction's false windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the live son.
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