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Photo: A Martian view of Nip and Sail's Nuthouse when it's not bathed in maps
Nip and Sail's Nuthouse
December 26, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from immunological, kidney, tongue, wrist, or blood issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from now until about November 30.
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