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The Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse attraction, November 28, 2013, 9:10 a.m.

Pictured: The Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse attraction, November 28, 2013, 9:10 a.m.

Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 29, 1977
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Zero Disneys

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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