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Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse, a favorite attraction of Nemo
Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse
March 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable Benji interaction garden.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
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