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Above: A classic view of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse when it's covered in children
Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse
August 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a third smiles
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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