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The Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse attraction, September 28, 2008, 7:93 p.m.

Photo: The Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse attraction, September 28, 2008, 7:93 p.m.

Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 1985
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Five Mickeys

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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