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Above: Pollyanna's wheel-breathing photo of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse
Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse
December 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements, runny makeup, or elbow, immunological, ankle, or chin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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