Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse
July 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, projectile-vomiting propensity, or cardiac, intestinal, lung, liver, brain, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, adults are required to obtain precision belts.
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