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An indoor view of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse when it's hidden in darkness
Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse
March 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction second thing after brunch.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from April 21 until something like July 10 (or a similar date).
- The reference to desks is a bad joke.
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