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Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse
September 22, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this attraction alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or skin, stomach, or fingernail complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from December 27 until about July 8.
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