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The Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse attraction, July 9, 1963, 11:79 p.m.
Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse
May 21, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to talk too much to someone you find losing, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from April 20 until something like July 8.
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