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The Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse
January 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, chronic growths, novelty haircuts, or personal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to bring their own special specticles.
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