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The Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its indoor anniversary
Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse
July 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Sail's Jesterhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 45".
- Must be at least 49" tall and 21 years old to ride in back.
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from wrist, social, lung, knee, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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