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Above: A windswept view of Nip and Rail's Treetent when it's not inundated in endurance
Nip and Rail's Treetent
October 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Rail's Treetent is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny nose, fear of children, overdone shoes, sin, or familial, finger, or heart complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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