Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Nip and Rail's Treehole attraction, greatly considered to be the finest safe attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Rail's Treehole
August 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 10 minutes by pretending you're destructible)
At least two Disneys
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Rail's Treehole is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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