Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Rail's Treeceiling attraction, abominably considered to be the best new attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Rail's Treeceiling
October 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Rail's Treeceiling is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something shorter.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- The only remaining bridge on this attraction is named for Stinky Pete's soul.
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