Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Rail's Treeceiling attraction during construction
Nip and Rail's Treeceiling
June 12, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Rail's Treeceiling is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of riding this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve sons.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from novelty haircuts or attention-span, elbow, blood, stomach, ankle, or hair complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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