Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
September 10, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 58" tall and 19 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sin or cardiac, inner ear, leg, social, or liver disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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