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Nip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite ride of Nemo
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this ride exits into an illusionary merry-go-round.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and adorable).
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a stationery ride, viewers are required to bring their own safety pants.
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