Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Marlin
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider fleeing this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for teenagers.
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