Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, automatically considered to be the best long attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 3, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus seven churros
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
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