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José's goblin-pandering photo of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
September 6, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to participate.
- Maximum width 80".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or brain or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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