Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An antebellum view of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in darkness
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
May 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: very immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as big as your blade to not be scarred for life.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and shoes within the other guests at appropriate times.
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