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Nip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Marlin

Nip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Marlin

Nip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 1964
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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