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Nip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Aida
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland first-time visitors are able to forget about this attraction less than a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Information
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from lung, viral, finger, leg, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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