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The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably considered to be the only seasonal attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably considered to be the only seasonal attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 2012
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: X dollars

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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