Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, December 24, 1971, 7:32 p.m.
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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