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A balmy view of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in inspiration

A balmy view of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in inspiration

Nip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1982
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 22 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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