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The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, August 23, 2005, 7:91 p.m.

The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, August 23, 2005, 7:91 p.m.

Nip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1964
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Enjoyed by: Siblings

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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