Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, November 9, 2001, 2:04 p.m.
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 19 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, bad haircuts, or lung issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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