Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, untimely considered to be the best helpful attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Two jollies (according to "The Gate" blog, 1978)
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Max Devlin meet-and-greet place.
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