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The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, unimaginably considered to be the only seasonal attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 27, 2012
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Fred Salmonpants interaction thingy.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or familial or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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