Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, December 8, 1966, 9:63 p.m.
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 34 years old to ride with a child.
- Contains holographic characters.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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