Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A golden view of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding signage.
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