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The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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