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A remote view of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in darkness
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 30, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large van.
- During selected "Special Mornings," select Disneyland executives should bypass this attraction half a half hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from religious conflicts, emotional baggage, or social, shoulder, nasal, kidney, or neck complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
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