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Image: Art Linkletter's car-retiring photo of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After going on this train, your kids will want to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- No food or drinks allowed.
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