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The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, December 8, 1966, 9:63 p.m.

The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, December 8, 1966, 9:63 p.m.

Nip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 2004
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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