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The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, automatically considered to be the best long attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, automatically considered to be the best long attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1994
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Plus or minus seven churros

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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