Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the best inverted attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Rail's Smokehouse
December 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 32 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by tourists, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for young children.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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