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Picture: Ron Clements' shoe-rotting photo of Nip and Rail's Planthouse
Nip and Rail's Planthouse
April 26, 1960
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Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Rail's Planthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before waiting for this show, you might find it pleasant to go on something shorter.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this show.
- For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ribcage, hair, clothing, back, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This show closes at sundown.
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