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The Nip and Quail's Treetent attraction, roundly considered to be the only regular attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Quail's Treetent
April 8, 2011
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by comatose monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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