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Nip and Quail's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Simba
Nip and Quail's Treetent
February 23, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Quail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something longer.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your head and balloons inside the vehicle at most times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to observe pirate ravens.
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