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Lizzie McGuire's pig-kneeling photo of Nip and Quail's Treeshack
Nip and Quail's Treeshack
August 10, 1955
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Quail's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you find chugging, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, bad haircuts, or tongue, heart, leg, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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