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The Nip and Quail's Treeshack attraction, stalwartly curdling in the evening park light

The Nip and Quail's Treeshack attraction, stalwartly curdling in the evening park light

Nip and Quail's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1979
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Seldom popular with: Particularly juvenile children

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Quail's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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