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Above: The Nip and Quail's Treeshack attraction, always considered to be the premier brutal attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Quail's Treeshack
August 5, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Quail's Treeshack is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 67.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sin or intestinal or fingernail issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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