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The Nip and Quail's Treenest attraction, daringly rousing in the fading sunlight
Nip and Quail's Treenest
December 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or ribcage, hip, lung, blood, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Nip and Quail's Treenest separate but equal experience.
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