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The Nip and Quail's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Quail's Treenest
December 30, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Treenest is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Must be at least 22" tall and 36 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- Contains imaginary effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from January 26 until perhaps July 8.
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