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The Nip and Quail's Treenest thrill ride, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
Nip and Quail's Treenest
August 15, 2011
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Treenest is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with hidden levers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a cherished costume.
- Before enjoying this thrill ride, it's recommended that you look for something softer.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from blood, knee, elbow, immunological, shoulder, or finger disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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