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At right: A blank view of Nip and Quail's Treecottage when it's not bathed in relativity
Nip and Quail's Treecottage
January 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from July 22 until perhaps August 17 (or there abouts).
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