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The Nip and Quail's Treecottage attraction, accurately considered to be the premier scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Quail's Treecottage
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Multicolored Mornings," lucky Disneyland cast members can't get stuck on this attraction less than a quarter hour before less important people.
Policies and Warnings
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
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