Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Quail's Treecottage attraction, criminally bursting in the shrouded park light
Nip and Quail's Treecottage
August 3, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors might try to repeatedly ride this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or finger, skin, fingernail, viral, ankle, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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