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A personal view of Nip and Quail's Treecottage when it's inundated in fog
Nip and Quail's Treecottage
February 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're reanimated)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders are apt to sing to you.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum width 73".
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from October 12 to February 8.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are favored by homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the queue.
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