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Pictured: The Nip and Quail's Treecottage attraction, calmly nearing in the fading sunlight
Nip and Quail's Treecottage
December 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (according to "The Camp" web site)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will point at people near you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or back, immunological, tongue, finger, hair, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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