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Above: Nip and Quail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
Nip and Quail's Treecottage
February 14, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to gates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains antique scenes.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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