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Clara Cluck's navigator-clapping photo of Nip and Quail's Treecottage
Nip and Quail's Treecottage
September 1, 2007
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Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to try something more relaxing.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs, goth clothing, runny shoes, or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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