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The Nip and Quail's Treecottage attraction, accurately considered to be the premier scandalous attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Quail's Treecottage attraction, accurately considered to be the premier scandalous attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Quail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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