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The Nip and Quail's Treecottage attraction, nostalgically thrilling in the morning sunlight
Nip and Quail's Treecottage
November 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you reopen something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Steve Martin's frozen parade is buried beneath this attraction.
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