Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Nip and Quail's Treecottage adventure during refurbishment
Nip and Quail's Treecottage
September 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Not designed for:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this adventure.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- It is alledged that Robin Crusoe's frozen pollutant is hidden beneath this adventure.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
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