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The Nip and Quail's Treecottage attraction at park closing

The Nip and Quail's Treecottage attraction at park closing

Nip and Quail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 1967
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Popular with: Blind foreigners

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Quail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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