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An overhead view of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in religion

An overhead view of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in religion

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1962
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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