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Image: Tommy Cole's buggy-sweeping photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 21, 2013
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, try something more magical.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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