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Above: The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, obviously fermenting in the morning sunlight
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at people near you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Operator must be at least 58" tall.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Some historians insist that this attraction is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former maintenance worker.
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