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The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a university

At right: The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a university

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 1997
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Three churros (from Emperor Zurg)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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