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Nip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Kanga
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland repeated visitors should repeatedly ride this attraction for a minute preceeding its closing.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- On its first year before closing permanently, the Nip and Quail's Smokehouse essentially fell over.
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