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The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, generously collapsing in the fading sunlight

The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, generously collapsing in the fading sunlight

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1981
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Four churros

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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