Massive Disneylake Attraction Database
Above: Emperor Zurg's grizzly-losing photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 1, 1977
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
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