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The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, July 25, 1968, 6:19 p.m.
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 6, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Contains imported effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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