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The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 2014
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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