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An overhead view of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in religion
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
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