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Tex's rider-writhing photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Tex's rider-writhing photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 2000
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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