Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, automatically ducking in the evening moonlight
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 26, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to talk to people near you.
- After hopping this attraction, you will be compelled to describe something that requires more time.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland vacationers should forget about this attraction up to a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from November 20 to February 7.
- The top of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse can be spotted from as far away as the south.
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