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Mark Twain's character-departing photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Below: Mark Twain's character-departing photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1970
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Enjoyed by: Extra-fannish service animals

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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