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The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, July 25, 1968, 6:19 p.m.

The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, July 25, 1968, 6:19 p.m.

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1985
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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