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A wanton view of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in teacups

A wanton view of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in teacups

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1981
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten magics

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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