Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a university
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Three churros (from Emperor Zurg)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Be sure to hold your head and glasses away from the entangling vines at all times.
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