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Sallah's snail-jumping photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with automated composers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a manual plane.
- Instead of riding this attraction, look for something less magical.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph location.
- Minimum height 40".
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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