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The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its yellow anniversary

The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its yellow anniversary

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 2009
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Rating: Four thumbs down

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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