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An undead view of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children

Above: An undead view of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1996
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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