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The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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