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Tommy Cole's buggy-sweeping photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Image: Tommy Cole's buggy-sweeping photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 2013
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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