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Photo: The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of space
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 30, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be free from delusions, unstopable cluelessness, or tongue, viral, hair, inner ear, elbow, or personal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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