Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: An undead view of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with mange or Mickey Rooney fanatics, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet area.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
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