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A dramatic view of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 2, 1974
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
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