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Below: Mark Twain's character-departing photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish service animals
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may burn if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from May 15 through November 30 (or something like that).
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