Massive Disneylake Attraction Database

Emperor Zurg's grizzly-losing photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Above: Emperor Zurg's grizzly-losing photo of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1977
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

Touring Recommendations

Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneylake Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.