Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse adventure during refurbishment

The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse adventure during refurbishment

Nip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: June 25, 1995
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

Touring Tips

Policies and Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.