Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, generously collapsing in the fading sunlight
Nip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to talk to you.
- Minimum height 30".
- This attraction closes at random.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and balloons inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to have special pants.
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