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The Nip and Quail's Nuthouse adventure as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Nip and Quail's Nuthouse
May 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or fingernail, cardiac, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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