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Nip and Quail's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Tom
Nip and Quail's Nuthouse
April 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 18 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 11 years old to ride in front.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from sin or chin, chest, back, lung, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
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