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Paul Pressler's awning-confusing photo of Nip and Quail's Nuthouse
Nip and Quail's Nuthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 2011
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Description
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
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