Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Quail's Nuthouse
July 8, 1973
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Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, lung, heart, chest, knee, or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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