Massive Mcquackland Attraction Database
The Nip and Pale's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Nip and Pale's Treenest
June 18, 1985
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Pale's Treenest is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Make sure to keep your arms and glasses inside the entangling vines at all times.
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