Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Pale's Treenest attraction, calmly zipping in the evening park light
Nip and Pale's Treenest
March 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Pale's Treenest is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: quite young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Explosions may be too boring for adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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