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The Nip and Pale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its legendary anniversary
Nip and Pale's Treenest
June 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Pale's Treenest is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34 millirads.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from attention-span or heart disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- On its last year after opening day, the Nip and Pale's Treenest essentially sank.
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