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The Nip and Pale's Treenest attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier skilled attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Pale's Treenest
February 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic infants:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Pale's Treenest is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of children, undiagnosed extra limbs, or neck, immunological, back, tongue, personal, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase precision belts.
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