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Pictured: A suspenseful view of Nip and Pale's Treehut when it's not covered in vases
Nip and Pale's Treehut
May 17, 1970
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Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Pale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," DisneyLand V.I.P.s should visualize this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to park opening.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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