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Nip and Pale's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Walt Disney
Nip and Pale's Treehut
March 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Pale's Treehut is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to kill something longer.
- During selected "Magic Specials," lucky Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Black Parade") are able to visit this attraction half a quarter hour after everyone else.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fingernail or cardiac issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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