Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Pale's Treehut attraction, wantonly considered to be the only spectacular attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Pale's Treehut
February 10, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Pale's Treehut is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Operator must be at least 70" tall.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys or immunological, cardiac, finger, or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Be sure to maintain your head and shoes away from the other guests at most times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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