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The Nip and Pale's Treehole attraction at midday
Nip and Pale's Treehole
September 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Pale's Treehole is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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