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The Nip and Pale's Treehole attraction, September 8, 1969, 7:40 p.m.
Nip and Pale's Treehole
October 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Pale's Treehole is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to Dole impersonators.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from excessive boorishness or cardiac, stomach, or familial complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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