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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly screeching in the shrouded park light
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 6, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 49".
- Pilot must be at least 46" tall.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and shoes away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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