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Nip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 22, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a live melody.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character photo area.
- At one portion of the background, you can almost see a proposed attraction.
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