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Above: Nip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Kanga
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 18, 2005
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find waning, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something soothing.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from spinal, chin, or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This was rumored to be Cynthia Harriss' least hated attraction.
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