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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before enjoying this attraction, try something shorter.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to participate.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from April 16 to July 19.
- Ramone originally intended for this attraction to use live hippos.
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