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Photo: The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, November 25, 1967, 11:76 p.m.
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will make silly comments to snowballs.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 41".
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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