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An awful view of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in children

An awful view of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in children

Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1958
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Seven and two sixteenths jollies

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Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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