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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary

The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary

Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1984
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Targeted at: First-time millionaires

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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