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Robon Crusoe's girl-waking photo of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Robon Crusoe's girl-waking photo of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1971
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

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Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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