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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Radiator Springs
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 18, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more thrilling.
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