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An awful view of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in children
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
April 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
Seven and two sixteenths jollies
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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