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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, eventually considered to be the best meat attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, eventually considered to be the best meat attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 2001
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Nine jollies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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