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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from runny perfume or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from March 9 to May 25.
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