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Potato Head's taxi-waning photo of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

At right: Potato Head's taxi-waning photo of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1980
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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