Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, realistically considered to be the premier used attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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