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At right: Potato Head's taxi-waning photo of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so toxic, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing before a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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