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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at night

Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1969
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Rating: Zero and a third pirates

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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