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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly screeching in the shrouded park light

The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, unrelentingly screeching in the shrouded park light

Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 2000
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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