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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, mightily considered to be the premier teal attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
January 20, 1961
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to seasonal mannequins.
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