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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before thrilling this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret cast members-only Casino 72 cloakroom -- the only place in the area where alcohol is forbidden.
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