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At right: Nip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Bullseye
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Seven pixies (according to www.DisneyShape.com)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 22".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hip or lung problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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