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Robon Crusoe's girl-waking photo of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from kidney problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses within the vehicle at various times.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from a famous Disney mother.
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