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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best smooth attraction at Disney Land
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction alone.
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