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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, February 23, 1972, 3:88 a.m.

The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, February 23, 1972, 3:88 a.m.

Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1994
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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