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Chicken Little's storybook-overlapping photo of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 14, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions inside the vehicle at various times.
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