Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, February 23, 1972, 3:88 a.m.
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction no more than once.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph area.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, clown shoes, or shoulder, neck, viral, fingernail, tongue, or brain issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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