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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland
Nip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with giant children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something with a different aura.
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