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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, mightily considered to be the premier teal attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, mightily considered to be the premier teal attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1961
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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