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The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best smooth attraction at Disney Land

The Nip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best smooth attraction at Disney Land

Nip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 1963
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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