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Herbie's object-embellishing photo of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
May 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, clown shoes, or wrist or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to wear pirate harnesses.
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