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The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse adventure, wildly considered to be the premier retro adventure at Disneyland

The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse adventure, wildly considered to be the premier retro adventure at Disneyland

Nip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: January 29, 2001
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two Mickeys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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