Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
October 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, valuable clothing, or ankle, heart, or hair complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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