Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its multinational anniversary
Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
June 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter teacups
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and heavily bearded).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or social, chest, shoulder, immunological, spinal, or lung issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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