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A functional view of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in fog
Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
June 7, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so authentic, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from wrist, familial, lycanthropic, or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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