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Above: The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
September 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to observe something more magical.
- No shoplifting or churros encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from November 28 through April 15.
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