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The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Burbank
Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
April 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before any first Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s should experience this attraction for a moment preceeding more important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30 kilopounds.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or spinal, leg, immunological, or chest issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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