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The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, underhandedly playing in the afternoon park light

The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, underhandedly playing in the afternoon park light

Nip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1999
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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