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The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
January 31, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might sing to you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less demanding.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
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