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Photo: Darth Maul's vendor-charging photo of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
January 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- During storms, this attraction may explode.
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