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The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its infested anniversary

The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its infested anniversary

Nip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1989
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for bored guests: Seven hotrods

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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