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Jack Skellington's padawan-bankrupting photo of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse

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Nip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1962
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Popular with: Spendthrift children

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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