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Darth Maul's vendor-charging photo of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse

Photo: Darth Maul's vendor-charging photo of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse

Nip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 1989
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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