Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, September 19, 2004, 9:13 a.m.
Nip and Pale's Oakhouse
December 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disney Land BFFs will want to visit this attraction more than a moment after the park reaches capacity.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from knee, lycanthropic, or nasal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and opinions within the vehicle at various times.
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