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Above: The Nip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Nip and Pale's Bushhouse
December 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Nip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of kings.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, elbow, or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to have special specticles.
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