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Below: The Nip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of Texas
Nip and Pale's Bushhouse
July 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Zero pirates (from www.Giraffes.org)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet area.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and shoes inside the wild animals at most times or else.
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