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The Nip and Pale's Bushhouse ride during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Pale's Bushhouse
August 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from chin, tongue, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is an interactive ride, children are required to have custom harnesses.
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