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The Nip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, November 15, 1982, 11:50 a.m.
Nip and Pale's Bushhouse
March 24, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears (from "The Nightmare" web site)
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
- During any storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- The top of Nip and Pale's Bushhouse can be spotted from as far away as Texas.
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