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The Nip and Nail's Treetent attraction, untimely washing in the shrouded park light

The Nip and Nail's Treetent attraction, untimely washing in the shrouded park light

Nip and Nail's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 27, 1964
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Nail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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