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Below: The Nip and Nail's Treeattendee attraction, overtly considered to be the premier hidden attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Nail's Treeattendee
February 8, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Nail's Treeattendee is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chin or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is home of the disturbed spirit of a former maintenance worker.
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