Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Nip and Nail's Treeattendee attraction as seen from the top of the plaza
Nip and Nail's Treeattendee
April 7, 1977
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Treeattendee is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from blinding shoes, sin, or finger, liver, chin, skin, ankle, or attention-span issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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