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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse experience during construction

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse experience during construction

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: July 29, 2015
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero churros

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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