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Pictured: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to walk past this attraction alone.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from back issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
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