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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse ride, September 28, 1975, 12:56 p.m.

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse ride, September 28, 1975, 12:56 p.m.

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 17, 1974
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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