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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Japan
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 26, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider yelling this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby character autograph area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 31 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Yawning may occur.
- In an inaccessible hideout at the top of the Nip and Nail's Smokehouse, there is a handball half court for lost children.
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