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Pictured: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically repositioning in the afternoon sunlight
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 22, 1959
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a large group, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- This is the only attraction in this land near which a reference to Quasimodo can be found.
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