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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction area.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children and some adults.
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