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Nip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ub Iwerks
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 6, 1975
As long as Marty Sklar's soul
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and shoes inside the vehicle at most times.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to buy themed logs.
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