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Hades' robot-pushing photo of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Hades' robot-pushing photo of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 2009
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Five pixies

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.

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