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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 18, 2004
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, religious requirements, inexplicable tattoos, or ribcage, immunological, heart, elbow, hip, or bowel problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported illusions.
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