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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its serious anniversary

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its serious anniversary

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1979
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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