Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: A colorful view of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in pollutants
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will have a tendency to talk to you.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
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