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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, abnormally considered to be the best secure attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 7, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 34 liters.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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