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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the only appropriate attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the only appropriate attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 2007
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 guest lengths
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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