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Max Devlin's diary-paddling photo of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 28, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
- During selected "Shaggy Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to find this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from knee or elbow complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- No talking or churros allowed.
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