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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the worst dear attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 8, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and legs within the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from November 23 through March 11.
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