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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2004
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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