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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its serious anniversary
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Bloggers keep a secret book in which is listed the backstory of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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