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Nip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different smell.
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