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A colorful view of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in pollutants

Image: A colorful view of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in pollutants

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1972
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 96 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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