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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary

Pictured: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1977
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Siblings

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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