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Picture: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
January 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (according to Darth Vader)
Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Contains holographic effects.
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