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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically repositioning in the afternoon sunlight

Pictured: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically repositioning in the afternoon sunlight

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1959
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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