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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse experience during construction
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
July 29, 2015
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this experience exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should ride this experience as much as a quarter hour prior to its closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and pathetic).
- Pilot must be at least 38" tall.
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