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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Picture: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1976
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two churros (according to Darth Vader)


Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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