Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1964
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction in the evening.
Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from immunological or elbow disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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