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A nautical view of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in chi

A nautical view of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in chi

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2013
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Fathers

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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