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At right: The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Nip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Three rainbows (from "The Toad" newsletter)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Goofy photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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