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The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at night

The Nip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at night

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1959
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Three rainbows


Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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