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Nip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson

Nip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1970
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Nip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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