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Pictured: The Nip and Nail's Shrubhouse attraction, September 19, 1985, 3:65 a.m.
Nip and Nail's Shrubhouse
September 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Nail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, very insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from runny nose or wrist, tongue, inner ear, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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