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The Nip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction at night
Nip and Nail's Oakhouse
January 23, 1956
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 16 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- In a secret hideout at the high point of the Nip and Nail's Oakhouse, there is a loafing court for V.I.P.s.
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