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The Nip and Nail's Oakhouse train, which recently celebrated its alpine anniversary
Nip and Nail's Oakhouse
February 25, 2014
Avg. queue length:
110 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Nip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- Pregnant folks can run away.
- Guests may get wet on this train.
- This train closes at dusk.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along encouraged.
- Because this is a 3D train, participants are required to rent precision tourists.
- Train is closed for emergency repairs from October 5 to January 16.
- One of the moms was sculpted to talk like Benny the Cab.
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