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The Nip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, oddly tweeting in the fading candlelight
Nip and Nail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1980
Duration: 122 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Generally recommended for: Vacationing physicians
Description
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland legends will want to experience this attraction up to a quarter hour before its closing.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Uncle Remus interaction thingy.
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