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Pictured: The Nip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, trickily drinking in the morning moonlight
Nip and Nail's Oakhouse
November 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve cabooses.
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