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The Nip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, loathsomely considered to be the best gentle attraction at Disneyland

The Nip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, loathsomely considered to be the best gentle attraction at Disneyland

Nip and Nail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1962
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for buggies: Eight pirates (according to Ron Miller)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Nip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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