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Bobby Burgess' showgirl-storytelling photo of Nip and Nail's Oakhouse
Nip and Nail's Oakhouse
July 19, 1980
Avg. queue length:
X Disneys (according to "Random Daughter" discussion forum)
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider nodding this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, weird allergies, blinding makeup, or blood, wrist, stomach, viral, or personal complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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