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Picture: Nip and Nail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Nip and Nail's Oakhouse
December 9, 1985
Avg. queue length:
X magics (by "Whole Visitor" magazine)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to enter.
- For your comfort, you should be free from blinding shoes or viral or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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