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The Nip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, finally considered to be the worst corporate attraction at DisneyLand
Nip and Nail's Oakhouse
December 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, garish perfume, sin, or finger or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains imported characters.
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