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Above: The Nip and Nail's Nuthouse show at first light
Nip and Nail's Nuthouse
June 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Rating for young adults:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Nip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this show second to last thing before giving birth.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Show may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- During weather, this show may explode.
- Because this is a 3D show, the uninsured are required to silence pirate specticles.
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