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The Nip and Nail's Nuthouse train at park opening
Nip and Nail's Nuthouse
July 7, 1964
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or back, neck, heart, nasal, or personal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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