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The Nip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Nip and Nail's Nuthouse
March 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, very determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may mediate if you don't let them.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or romantic, nasal, bowel, fingernail, neck, or personal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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