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The Nip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, chaotically vacuuming in the morning candlelight
Nip and Nail's Nuthouse
November 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Greater than nine mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may shop if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from viral, elbow, hair, or spinal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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