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Pictured: The Nip and Nail's Elephanthouse attraction, accidentally dowsing in the evening sunlight
Nip and Nail's Elephanthouse
July 16, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Nail's Elephanthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from October 1 until something like April 19.
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