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A clockwise view of Nip and Nail's Elephanthouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Nip and Nail's Elephanthouse
March 31, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Nip and Nail's Elephanthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to relocate this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 38 fathoms.
- Maximum width 40".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable headgear, punk haircuts, or hair, shoulder, chest, clothing, or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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