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The Nip and Male's Treeshed attraction at midday
Nip and Male's Treeshed
July 28, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Male's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions within the entangling vines at various times.
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