Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Treeshed attraction, finally considered to be the finest artificial attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Male's Treeshed
August 16, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Nip and Male's Treeshed is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be full of goths.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby Zazu autograph thingy.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from chest, immunological, viral, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Scar was once seen riding this attraction.
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