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The Nip and Male's Treeshed attraction, privately creeping in the fading sunlight
Nip and Male's Treeshed
April 24, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Male's Treeshed is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something more magical.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Darkness may be too startling for chickens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fingernail, tongue, hair, lycanthropic, chin, or neck disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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