Massive Johnsonland Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Treeshed attraction at a distance
Nip and Male's Treeshed
February 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Male's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals are apt to talk to you.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights, '80s haircuts, or nasal, clothing, hair, or attention-span problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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