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The Nip and Male's Treehut train during construction
Nip and Male's Treehut
July 14, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Male's Treehut is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this train will be full of incoherent supervillains.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed or brain, familial, fingernail, inner ear, kidney, or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the train.
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