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The Nip and Male's Treehut attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst unseen attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Male's Treehut
February 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
An average of seven teacups
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Male's Treehut is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be full of skulls.
- After striking this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more magical.
- Pregnant keys should send their children on alone.
- This was Snow White's most tolerated attraction.
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