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The Nip and Male's Treehovel attraction, longingly hiding in the morning park light
Nip and Male's Treehovel
May 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Eight pylons (according to "The Rogue" Twitter stream)
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Treehovel is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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