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Photo: The Nip and Male's Treehovel attraction, chaotically gleaming in the evening moonlight
Nip and Male's Treehovel
October 30, 1998
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Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Male's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to purchase special harnesses.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland where a glimpse of Gyro Gearloose can be witnessed.
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