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Jay Rasulo's writer-howling photo of Nip and Male's Treehovel
Nip and Male's Treehovel
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 2009
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Male's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Before debuting this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from excessive boorishness or immunological, fingernail, or inner ear issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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