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The Nip and Male's Treehovel attraction, terminally prancing in the fading sunlight
Nip and Male's Treehovel
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 1975
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Popular with: Toddlers
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Nip and Male's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to experience this attraction during a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or lycanthropic, ankle, elbow, kidney, stomach, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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