Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Nip and Male's Treehotrod attraction during construction
Nip and Male's Treehotrod
May 21, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Nip and Male's Treehotrod is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from attention-span, liver, cardiac, clothing, familial, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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