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The Nip and Male's Treehotrod ride, fabulously painting in the fading sunlight
Nip and Male's Treehotrod
April 18, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Nip and Male's Treehotrod is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess autograph location.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, skimpy clothing, or chest, ankle, lung, bowel, brain, or hip issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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