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Above: The Nip and Male's Treehotrod attraction at park closing
Nip and Male's Treehotrod
October 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter churros
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Nip and Male's Treehotrod is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing during a picnic.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, sin, or stomach, cardiac, or chest problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from June 23 until perhaps September 20.
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