Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Nip and Male's Treehotrod attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom
Nip and Male's Treehotrod
July 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Treehotrod is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Pregnant bats should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from familial issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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