Massive Hookland Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Treehotrod attraction at park closing
Nip and Male's Treehotrod
September 20, 1997
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Nip and Male's Treehotrod is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this attraction no more than once.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions, fluctuating blood pressure, or hip or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Some historians report that this attraction is home of the horrifying haunt of a former maintenance worker.
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