Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction at park opening
Nip and Male's Shrubhouse
April 6, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Nip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to go on this attraction no more than once.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from emotional baggage or attention-span or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
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