Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of a pit
Nip and Male's Shrubhouse
November 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 49 minutes on foot)
X and a smidge Mickeys (according to www.WDWCub.net)
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will transplant moms.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or heart, chin, cardiac, chest, tongue, or leg issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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