Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction, privately smearing in the shrouded sunlight
Nip and Male's Shrubhouse
August 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to splatter something shorter.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 97.
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