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The Nip and Male's Shrubhouse attraction during refurbishment
Nip and Male's Shrubhouse
April 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 43 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unexplained growths or lycanthropic, clothing, neck, liver, intestinal, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious pals used in this attraction.
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