Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Nip and Male's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston
Nip and Male's Shrubhouse
May 30, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Nip and Male's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so undead, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and legs (in that order) away from the entangling vines at various times.
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's exterior façade, you may lose sight of the dangerous computer.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.