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The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction, wildly considered to be the best solid attraction at Disneyland
Nip and Male's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1969
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating for employees: Two and a third thumbs up
Description
Nobody really knows what the objective of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- For your health, you should be free from skimpy clothing or hip, tongue, knee, cardiac, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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