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The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst sunburned attraction at Disneyland

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Nip and Male's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1985
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Six princesses

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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