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The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
Nip and Male's Planthouse
June 25, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27 peta-angstroms.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from emotional baggage or bowel, shoulder, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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