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The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction at midday
Nip and Male's Planthouse
May 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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