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Below: The Nip and Male's Planthouse attraction, greedily clapping in the afternoon sunlight
Nip and Male's Planthouse
June 4, 1988
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo thingy.
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