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Nip and Male's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Darby O'Gill
Nip and Male's Planthouse
December 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Nip and Male's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in line.
- After waiting for this attraction, memorize something that doesn't involve turtles.
- Contains exploding signage.
- No dancing or snacks permitted.
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