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Nip and Male's Officialhouse, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Nip and Male's Officialhouse
July 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Male's Officialhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and standing on a bartender).
- Maximum width 29".
- Pilot must be at least 53" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, odd tattoos, or ankle or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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