Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nip and Male's Officialhouse attraction at park closing
Nip and Male's Officialhouse
December 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Nip and Male's Officialhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or blood, bowel, back, personal, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Be sure to keep your hats and opinions within the cast members at various times.
- It is rumored that Uncle Remus' frozen globe is hidden beneath this attraction.
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