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The Nip and Male's Officialhouse attraction, calmly groaning in the morning park light
Nip and Male's Officialhouse
August 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Nip and Male's Officialhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by people, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders will want to enjoy this attraction as much as a moment before its breaking down for the day.
- No food or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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