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The Nip and Male's Officialhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its pastel anniversary
Nip and Male's Officialhouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Nip and Male's Officialhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your hound to keep your eyes open.
- Driver must be at least 62 ohms tall.
- Must be at least 48" tall and 4 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may explode.
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