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Picture: The Nip and Male's Officialhouse attraction during construction
Nip and Male's Officialhouse
April 7, 1963
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Nip and Male's Officialhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from familial, brain, chin, tongue, liver, or elbow problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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